Topic: Dane Cook Gets Squashed By An Elephant On A Bicycle

Poor Dane.

Last edited by 0ldScratch (February 16, 2009 (11:26pm))

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Poor elephant.

Edit: er, I think you meant to link to this one, buddy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7QwxiPG8Jo

Last edited by KG (February 16, 2009 (11:27pm))

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Lol mini/bigsmile

So is this going to be a series where everybody can make a film ?

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I knew that. Actually, it would have been interesting to see the response I got to the original link.

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That poor bicycle. I hope it's okay.

PS: Where does that hand icon come from?

Last edited by MindGame (February 16, 2009 (11:40pm))

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Another great addition to the series. The only problem I had was that the elephant's on-screen fall felt a bit slow.

https://i.imgur.com/1JxY79v.png

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MindGame wrote:

Where does that hand icon come from?

Google image search for "pointing hand" mini/smile

I had to slow the elephant's fall down a little because otherwise he just appeared out of nowhere. One of the drawbacks of the widescreen format, I guess.

Re: Dane Cook Gets Squashed By An Elephant On A Bicycle

I swear you two are secretly having a 'who is the better animator' war....

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Re: Dane Cook Gets Squashed By An Elephant On A Bicycle

Very good, could I ask what font that is in the introduction?

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You could, but I'd just tell you that I answered the same question in the other Dane thread.

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0ldScratch wrote:

You could, but I'd just tell you that I answered the same question in the other Dane thread.

Lol, smart arse.

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mintyfreshCOJO wrote:

So, uh, why did you and KG pick Dane Cook to beat on? I think he is kind of funny. Except in this video. That video makes me want to squash him with an elephant or goose him with my hook hand or slap him with a fish or dash him on the rocks.
He's good here, here, and here, though.

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He was only ever good playing the creep in Mr. Brooks. His stand up is horrible. Bill Hicks, Ricky Gervais, Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Chris Rock. Those are real comedians.

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After watching KG's first film, I looked him up on youtube. The first (and only) thing I saw was him doing a "routine" about working at the drive through at burger king which was the kind of thing that you'd maybe smile at if you were in a conversation with someone who worked at burger king, but at the same time you'd be glancing around for someone more interesting to talk to.

We've all got to make a living, I guess. I just wish he made a living doing something else.

My favourite stand-up is probably Stewart Lee. He's got an incredibly biting, acid wit and immaculate timing. I don't know how well he'd translate to a non-uk audience though. Gervais does good character stuff but he's lost if he has to deviate from the script on stage.

Last edited by 0ldScratch (February 17, 2009 (04:55am))

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Bill Bailey is one of my favourite stand-up comedians, Dane cook after looking on Youtube isn't very funny.

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Re: Dane Cook Gets Squashed By An Elephant On A Bicycle

Which is exactly why we should squash him with elephants, slap him with fishes, dash him on rocks, and goose him with hooks for hands! mini/wink
EDIT:
I loved this one just like all the others!
Is it okay if I do one too?
PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES [/chant]

Last edited by Just Kidden (February 17, 2009 (06:02pm))

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Re: Dane Cook Gets Squashed By An Elephant On A Bicycle

A lot of Dane Cook's appeal is in that he has a large stage presence. He moves around a lot and is very active on stage while doing his jokes.

If you can look beyond that, his stand up isn't that great.

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Yes, if you look beyond his ability to pace, shout and move his arms, he's largely worthless as a comedian.

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This is turning out to be a very humorous series. I can't wait for the next one. (If there is going to be a next one?)

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Loved it,i laughed to.

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