the emptiness of my being soars in the vastness of crumbling reality around me
the sounds of a distant horrifying mumbling haunt the core of my soul
the voice of terror unimaginable seems to get increasingly louder, albeit quiet still, with every millisecond that goes by
the darkness encompasses me as i try to scream in agony, but no sound protrudes from me
i try to look around but there is nothing to look at, i am encased in darkness
there is nothing to hold on to, i am completely trapped in this vast darkness
i frantically look around to see if anything there for me to look at. anything. this darkness is becoming one with me, i need to view at least something. something to ease the pain
i continue to look around
i stop looking. i found something. a yellow speck.
the speck starts to get closer, i am comforted to finally see another object in the horizon
it gets closer and closer still
but no, it is not an object of comfort. it is the demonic being that took me here
i realize that the object is the one making the distant sound. i start to understand more and more as he gets closer and closer
the words this yellow monstrosity is saying become clearer and clearer
"kiss my flat plastic butt, reality"
"kiss my flat plastic butt, reality"
"kiss my flat plastic butt, reality"
"KISS MY FLAT PLASTIC BUTT, REALITY"
"KISS MY FLAT PLASTIC BUTT, REALITY"
"KISS MY FLAT PLASTIC BUTT, REALITY"
lego homer simpson's round plastic head spins and it's eyes glow red with fire