Fades in. A man has a nervous expretion as he takes two steps back and looks slightly to the left. Change shot to show a scruffy looking man (a gang leader) and several gand members.
Gang Leader: Any last words?
Man: Uh, Yeah. "Sticks And Stones Will Break My Bones, But Words Will Never Hurt Me."
Gang Leader: Thanks for telling me your weakness!
Pans over to a large stone on the ground.
Gang Leader: Go get it Jerry.
Jerry: There is no way I'm lifting that!
Gang Leader: Exuse me?
Jerry: Why were we chasing that weird man anyway?
Man (In slightly woozy voice): Me? Weird? I'm...Hurt...
The man falls over.
A girl slides by in a cartoony way.
Girl: Busted!
Gang Leader (To Jerry): Who's your haircutter?
The man sits up.
Man: Who's? Mine?
Person Standing At The Side (Hissing): You're suppost to be dead!
Man: Oh...right.
He lays back down.
Director: Cut!
Gang Leader: Noooo!

Let me know if you can do one of these characters.