[Casting Call] Giant Alien Bananas from Outer Space (Page 3 of 5)

Yep, the script is finished and now it's time for you guys to lend a hand. So if you are good at voicing and want to be in this film (which will no doubt be the greatest thing ever) then I suggest you give it a go.

OK, there are many roles in this baby, but a lot of them are minor. Remember that if someone has been chosen for a role, you can still audition for it. You just have some competition now.

MAJOR ROLES

BLACK MYTH: Blacksploitation-style badass. He is a kung-fu master who doesn't take !@#$ from nobody. He went into hiding after fighting in the Vietnam war, and has been brought back by "The General" to fight the Giant Alien Banana. He is the world's only hope.
Not actually that many lines but still a major character.
Test line: (to banana mothership) "Get the f**k outta here, before I get hungry."
STATUS: OPEN
SWEARS

GENERAL: He kind of looks like that sergeant from 'Full Metal Jacket', although he's not as much of a !@#$%^&*!. Very serious. An old friend of Black Myth. A lot more lines than Black Myth. Swears a little but if you are uncomfortable with that you can easily take them out.
Test line: (On the idea of using a robot to attack the Banana) "Let me tell you something about robots... robots break. They get wet, they're dead, they have a technical disturbance, it's all f**ked. Have you guys even watched the news ? No robot is going to take care of that roaring fruity rampage ... We need something indestructible. We need ... BLACK MYTH."
STATUS: TAKEN BY SHALE
SWEARS

BUTTON SHIRT GUY: Just an average guy I guess. Not really a central character but has a few lines. He's the guy that tells the General about the incoming banana.
Test line: "We're not sure, but hostile or not... it's coming."
STATUS: OPEN

COMMANDO #1: Just a regular commando. I guess it would suit him if he sounded like Duke Nukem. Try not to say them too calmly, seeing as he will be running around and shooting while he says most of these lines.
Test line: "I'm gonna make a banana milkshake out of you!"
STATUS: TAKEN BY SHALE
SWEARS

COMMANDO #2: Less badass than Commando #1. Swears but you can take the swear words out if you so wish.
Test line: "That sure is one angry banana."
STATUS: TAKEN BY DARTHVINCENTPRICE

BANANA LEADER: Evil leader of the incoming bananas. Sounds like a stereotypical criminal mastermind. Swears a bit.
Test line: "Foolish humans ! You must be kidding yourselves to believe you are a match for us!"
STATUS: TAKEN BY DARTHVINCENTPRICE
SWEARS

MINOR ROLES
These are small roles that only consist of one or two lines. If you just want to be able to claim that you're in this film you should take one of these. You can do as many as you like, but don't be greedy.

MAN: "It's a bird!" (only line) TAKEN BY LEGOSTUDIOSPLUS
ONLOOKER: "It's a plane!" (only line) TAKEN BY SPLODGE
THIRD PERSON: "IT'S A F**KING BANANA!!!" (only line) (SWEARS) TAKEN BY DARTHVINCENTPRICE
SOME GUY: "Holy sh*t, look!" (only line) (SWEARS) TAKEN BY SHALE
COP 1: "Holy sh*t, it shoots lasers?" (only line) (SWEARS) TAKEN BY SHALE
COP 2: "Time for evasive action!" (only line) TAKEN BY SHALE
RANDOM SCIENTIST #1: (kinda nerdy) "Yeah. That's about it. Well, now let's see what we can do about this." (has four lines)
RANDOM SCIENTIST #2: "Why not just a normal robot?" (has four lines)
RANDOM GENERAL #1: "How about... we fight fire with fire. ROBOT FIRE!" (has seven lines)
RANDOM GENERAL #2: (incredibly enthusiastically) "YEEEEAAAAAHHH!" (has three lines) TAKEN BY ANCIENTENGINE
RANDOM DUDE: "That black dude killed him!" (has two lines) (SWEARS)
SOMEONE OFFSCREEN: "Racist!" (only line) TAKEN BY SPLODGE
RANDOM FEDORA GUY: "No. It was beauty... that killed the banana." (only line)

Either PM me the lines or e-mail me them at danoshea@westnet.com.au. All auditions are appreciated.