Welcome to Bricks in Motion

Follow Roberto Alberto On his WHIMSICAL journey through the land of unknown holidays. Stick with Roberto, and every day will be a holiday! His magical sideburns will keep you endlessly optimistic and his deviously charming smile will haunt your dreams, and in some cases, turn you into a panda and force-feed you burnt toast and hummus. Speaking of pandas, if you put a baby panda in an easy-bake oven  for 8 seconds, you will have the most delicious treat ever introduced to the plastic homosapien kind. But eventually, a dude will hunt you down and ask you if you have permission to be selling the baby pandas did I mention that this dude has a big bushy MOOSTASH with shades and a SWANKY hooded sweatshirt. Do I have a SWANKY hooded sweatshirt? No. But you toats probably don't have one either and I own an entire acre of farmland so get BURRRRRRRNED! Guess what we grow in this farm? GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUES GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESSSSSSSSSSS! ASPARAGUS! Oh yeah! get even more BURRRRRRRNED! And guess what? GUESS GUESS GUESS! I have permission to sell these asparaguses from the bushy MOOSTASH guy with the SWANKY hooded sweatshirt! And GUESS WHAT? GUESS GUESS GUESS! He let me borrow his SWANKY hooded sweatshirt! GET EVEN MORE BURRRRRRNED!