It's not that easy being classic, Having to spend each day the color of the past. When I think it would be nicer being modern, or sci-fi, or something much newer then that. It's not easy being retro, It seems you blend in with so many other rare things. And plastic guys tend to pass you over 'cause you're not standing out like that cool tech savvy hipster with that smartphone in the middle of this museum. Hey! The sign said no phones! But green is the color of brussels sprouts, and brussels sprouts are able to drive cool tech savvy hipsters away. And green can be big like an ocean which isn't green, or important like the meeting I'm about to miss because I'm stuck to this wall or tall like the price of the rent I can't pay. When green is all there is to be, it could make you hallucinate, ask your doctor about that...I think that's what I want to be.

"Yes, that's right. Our Kermit the Frog posters are available for a limited time only."

Is that Kermit posters 'R' Us? I have a problem. Despite even using Duplo bricks, your poster is so big that it crosses over multiple bricks and I can't take it down without ripping it! Help!

After peeing on the walls and my chair, I thought that putting up a poster of Kermit would distract from the smell.

It didn't.

Calling the insurance company now... I'll blame it all on my neighbor's cat.

Honourable mention because I too have been afflicted by stickers across bricks breaking:

Second:

First:

Concentration camp and pee jokes always go down well. Take it away, rioforce!

Little did the horsey know that this was not a ball pit, it was a spiders nest.

Horse McGee: Awwwww... I just puked my guts out. Seriously: look! I've got no stomach left!

Spider-Man: Isn't that your back?

*Horse McGee stares intently*

It was at that moment that Billy the horse remembered he didn't have thumbs.

With the introduction of the villain The Alcoholic Horse, Sony realized it should probably stop trying to reboot Spider-Man...

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